TV WAR: Pretty Little Liars vs. Secret Life of the American Teenager

Hola everyone. I'm going to do a new series of posts called TV WAR! It's basically the ups and downs of the TV shows I watch, and in the end, I pick a winner(well a winner to me.). Of course you may have other thoughts and may comment below. I'm going to do this TV war on the two shows I'm currently watching: Pretty Little Liars and The Secret Life of The American Teenager. Both are fairly stupid and pointless shows, but I have to admit that both are quite interesting to watch...
And first I'll say my review on Pretty Little Liars:

Pretty Little Liars is pretty much a show about some girl who died(murdered or something) that the annoying girls in the show call A. The weird thing is they've been getting texts from her like: "It's hunting season for Liars!" or something lame and crappy like that. And some are like:"No it's not her, we went to her funeral!" while others are saying: "It is her, she's still alive!" while I'm thinking: " Pshh it's so obvious.the answer to most things now days are SHES A VAMPIRE! so I'm gonna go with that." And along the way the most annoying girls I've ever seen face even MORE annoying girls and hot dudes and all this blah happens. You can also tell that new phone, The Kin, sponsers it cause they're always saying: "Lemme check my Kin. You know you can go on fb with this? Oh and you can call people and take pictures. It's like my own computer! But anyway let's get back to the creepy texts from a girl who was murdered." I mean, wtf? It's also kinda a rip-off of Gossip Girl... But other than that it's pretty interesting and stuff, and I'm always gasping and freaking out when I don't know what's going on.

And my review on Secret Life of the American Teenager:

This show is about pregnant teens, who just don't know when to stop, with commercials inbetween saying "Having the sex talk with your parents blah blah blah blah eat your veggies blah blah" I hate ALL of the characters because they're sooooo annoying, and when they make a mistake they think it's not their fault WHEN CLEARLY IT IS CAUSE THEY STARTED THE WHOLE THING. And I'm not going to go into details about EACH character, but I HATEHATEHATEHATE the girl with the orange hair that's friends with Amy, and Ashley's boyfriend is TOTALLY MEGA CREEPY STALKER PETIFILE DUDE.

So...I've made the reviews...Even though I made them being all hater-like, so their not how the real shows actually are. Sorry if I offended anyone who liked the shows, and I was like crushing their souls as I typed it. I'm up kinda late so I'm cranky, and I wrote this after watching Secret Life(IT WAS A TERRIBLE EPISODE) soooo yeah.

And the winner is.....DUN DUN DUN....

Pretty Little Liars!
Even though everyone is annoying, I think in the Secret Life everyone is EVEN more annoying.(If that's possible...) Also The Secret Life has gotten slightly boring to me and Pretty Little Liars is actually getting interesting! So I hope you liked it! :D

New Blog theme!

Sorry I haven't written in a while, but I'm hoping to start up again, and make it a habit! (whoot.) But anyway, as a kick-off of my resolution to write more, I changed my theme! It actually only took me a few minutes, but I hope it looks nice! In the future maybe one day I can actually make my own backround, but for now I'm stuck using templates...Oh well... And as many have you have noticed(or no one has noticed cause I don't think anyone reads my blog...) I got rid of the fishies.Why you ask? Because, they might have slowed the page for some, and they get kinda annoying cause they stalk your mouse... But If you liked them, tell me and maybe I'll bring them back.(IF anyone even reads it and cares to comment.)